Phase 1


You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great.
Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!


Phase 2

You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you
are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.


Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like at month end.


Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, feel
sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your co-workers are too cheerful for your l
iking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking
'WHATEVER' about your boss.


Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to
twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load
up on caffeine.


Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have build a makeshift
door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your boss'
picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.